I wanted to be an English teacher. I wanted to do it for the corduroy jackets with patches on the side. When I got to college, as I was walking across campus one day, I ripped off a little flyer for this sketch-comedy group. It ended up being one of the greatest things I’ve ever done.
UGH, you wanted to be an english teacher?
Oh haaaaiiiiiii
(Source: standinginyourownsunshine)
